1. slayer-slayer-slayer:

    krisperson:

    The skeleton war was not kind

    free him

    (via intensional)

  2. hardforbrandon:

    THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

    (via sarcastic-bitching-soul)

    meridiandreams:

    One of the BEST lines of the season.

    (Source: tatianamaslnay, via sarcastic-bitching-soul)

  3. moleskinelovers:

    "Every artist was first an amateur" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
    • school system: worry not
    • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  4. snoia:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

    (via fake-mermaid)

  5. snowtorch:

    (seductively licks lips)

    (grabs your wrist)

    (furiously hits you with your own hand)

    WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

    (Source: returnofthemagi, via gnarly)

  6. shutthefuckupcas:

    shutthefuckupcas:

    shutthefuckupcas:

    My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

    Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

    Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

    (via sexualremarks)

  7. raptorific:

    I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

    (via sarcastic-bitching-soul)